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J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

J.Woww and the cast of Jersey Shore are pretty much the fucking worst humans out there…The represent all that is wrong with society…in terms of their style, their intelligence, their personalities,...

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Geri Halliwell for Next Beachwear Collection of the Day

Someone’s a little old to be modeling lingerie….I get it we all have to make a dollar – but seriously….she’s a fucking Spice Girl, she’s probably sitting on a mountain of cash that probably comes in...

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Alice Baton Titties for Io Donna. Magazine of the Day

Alice Baton is a model making a name for herself by getting topless for obscure magazines….I’ve never heard of her or the magazine she’s in, but I have seen her tits and I only care about the tits,...

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Roxanne Pallett Hot Lady in Red Walking to Premiere of ‘Magic Mike’

We do so love our British soap opera hotties, too many to count on our fingers and toes, but we definitely use the caste system on the female cast members of these shows and brunette bombshell Roxanne...

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Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who...

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Julianne Hough’s Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Everytime I see Julianne Hough I see a failed stripper….sure, everytime I see any girl fully clothed, with a career or dreams and ambition, I see a failed stripper….but I especially see it when the...

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Octomom’s Stripper Pics of the Day

Octomom pisses me off. Sure I am into single mothers who are forced to strip to support her kids, I just hate when they pretend they aren’t whores when they are doing it. You know she could have shot...

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Some Coco Ass for Twitter of the Day

COCO is pretty incredible in so many ways…. The simple fact that she does not have to do this, you know she does not have to strip or post her tits on the internet, or in public for any fucking reason...

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Iggy Igumenova for Terry Richardson Topless of the Day

Iggy Igumenova is some model who looks like a stripper and that makes me like her more… She is Russian, and her fake tits are ridiculous…. I did a bit of research on her and apparently she was an...

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Jodie Marsh Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Glamour Model, Reality Star, turned scary as fuck monster, Jodie Marsh, who was once a little more delicate looking stripper trash, but who is now 33 and has taken up body building in order to lower...

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Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count)

The last time we left the Cunty Crusty Queen vs. Cunty Crusty Queen feud, Elton John and his husband David Furnish were mad at Madge for beating them for the Best Song trophy at the Golden Globes...

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Brittany Palmer 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

I am a firm believer that the UFC should not be as popular as it is…more importantly, that the low level trash, Vegas show girl, ex stripper ass that is made into a celebrity for being a part of the...

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Maria Lapiedra Bares Her Hot Body and Gossipy Soul for Interviu Magazine

If there's a juicy gossip story to be had in Spain, you can bet it somehow revolves around the world of soccer, it just does, as with the case of pretty damn hot former stripper turned mayoral...

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Kate Middleton’s Cousin, Katrina Darling, Jubilee Stripper Photos

First let me say, anybody who calls themselves a stripper but wears pasties is no stripper, and potentially even an undercover law enforcement office as I discovered during one forgetful evening that...

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Lucy Pinder’s Awesome Tits in her Calendar Preview of the Day

Lucy Pinder tweeted this preview picture of her 2013 Calendar shoot, and it is amazing…it has forced me to embrace these Glamour models more than I already have, because up until a month ago, I ignored...

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Vanessa Hudgens Stripper Stllls from ‘Frozen Ground’ Too Hot for YouTube,...

Well, apparently, this preview of the upcoming Alaskan serial killer movie Frozen Ground starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, and our belusted Vanessa Hudgens, was too hot for YouTube and accordingly...

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Ashley Green’s Back Fat Bra Strap of the Day

Ashley Greene is some Florida trash groupie cunt who managed to scam her way into Hollywood, and who is now dressing like Florida trash….looking at her back fat hanging over her bra makes me feel like...

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I See What You Did There, Madge

Goat-footed, wheezy, old queen Elton John kept his elder bitch fight with Madge going earlier this month when he called her a fairground stripper who needs to put it away for good. Madge didn't really...

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LeAnn Rimes in More Bikinis for Twitter of the DAy

The body of a stripper with the face of a fucking monster….I think this Christian brain trickster did more than just sell her soul to the devil when deciding to drop Jesus music for her Jesus loving...

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Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in...

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